Leprechaun Rhymes

What Rhymes?
Lads and Lassies. As you may already know, I be a famous leprechaun. I have been in 4 movies. Here are some famous rhyming lines from me movies.

Leprechaun 1

Try as they will, try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.
Diddley diddley dee I'm a leprechaun me.
I'll not rest till' I have me gold. Curse this well that me soul shall dwell till' I find me magic that breaks this spell.

Leprechaun 2

Scream as you may, scream as you might, if you try to escape you'll be dead on this night.
Sit back me friend,you may feel some pain, tis a pity I forgot my novacane.
A vision before you, appears to be true,but a leprechauns magic fools humans like you.
I've searched this fair land far and wide, at last I got a leprechaun bride.
Something new something old, let's be together on leprechauns gold.
I've searched this house for a gold schilling, the fool that holds it is due for a killing.
Drink what you want, drink what you're able, if you drink with me you'll be under the table.
You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son I want me gold.
Pray as you may, pray as you might, it's going to be one hell of a wedding night.

Leprechaun 3

I think I'll wack you in the head, a dozen times until yer dead.
If yer going to linger, I'll give you the finger.
There was an old man of Madras, who's balls were made of fine brass. So in stormy weather they'd cland together and sparks would fly out of his ass.
I told you a terrible lie, and now yer going to die.
With all this killin', I've lost my schillin'.
Lovely golden palaces, completely full of riches. I'll rip em' up and rob em' blind those dirty sons of bitches.
A lucky sign, the golden side will soon be mine.
A little token of my esteem, it is exactly what it seems. Made fresh daily at 9:00 o'clock it comes from my chilaly. You can keep it in a crock
This is my kind of place.Crooked and sleazy, stealind gold from humans is awfully easy.
I smell me schillin'. Tell me where it is or there'll be another killin'
Belongs to me this gold I smell, whoevers got it is going to hell.
You'll get what's due when I electricute you.
They should've been willing to give me me schillin' but I've done well by sending them to hell.
Yer boobs are big, yer butt is small, but still yer in for quite a fall.
Bigger is good but jumbo is dear, I'll give you boobs that stick out to here.
Most delightful lips, they'll get you some tips. But what about these? Are they big enough to please?
Now that was quite a load to have to explode. What a lovely lass I had to blow up your ass and now i have to hit the road.
Have you forgotten the charm? A leprechauns gold can do him no harm.
Now that yer in place, I can remove yer face.
Power to power you've much to learn. Taller or shorter, I'll make you burn.
Fazio's magic, pathetic and lame, will soon turn tragic and me schillin' I'll claim.
No me dear, you will not pass, I'll raise me boot and kick yer ass.
No reason for alarm, just give me the coin and you'll come to no harm.
Yer makin' a mistake.As a magician yer a pathetic fake.
A pleasure it will be, to get you out and set you free .
With Fazio the great we've had a great laugh. Will we start up this thing and cut him in have.
Too bad. Forcing me to split in two a nice young lad like you.
We're alike me and you, evil as hell all the way through.

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